Dating Fails: Not an Issue, Girls Don't Poop At All

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Dating Fails: Not an Issue, Girls Don't Poop At All
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Girls don't poop that's all don't even try to convince me otherwise SHUTUP.

Autocowrecks: It's Not That Simple Dammit!

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Autocowrecks: It's Not That Simple Dammit!
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One must first endure them saying "nothing" every time you ask them until they lash out in annoyance.

Dating Fails: False. Girls Don't Poop.

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This would all be well and fine if it wasn't a big fat lie.

WARNING: Number-two-based language.