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The first possibility and source of the confusion here is that this could be some sort of sexualized marketing stunt. Or what we have is a prime example of a young lady that managed to capitalize on the clear, hard fact her boyfriend appreciates her voluminous curvatures and wants/needs to cozy up to such pillowy goodness on a nightly basis. The broheme likes big-butted bedspreads and he cannot lie, us other readers can't deny...and yeah, that's all I got.

How far would you go to convince your significant other that you’re home in bed?

Would you lie? Huh? Just so you could stay out at the diner a little longer? Sounds like the foundations of a healthy and prosperous relationship.

This guy has good friends who go to great depths to deceive — I mean, those are friend— , but might want to reconsider his interpersonal relationships.