Twitter's been taken by storm after a sexist stock photo of a guy checking out another girl who looks almost exactly like his girlfriend, started making the rounds; and other memelords reimagined what the thirsty dude might be looking at.
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Ah, good 'ol Spring Break has just about near rolled around. A time to take things south of the border --- lethal amounts of tequila and other illicit substances in tow, to chase down reckless decisions, break things, Snapchat all of it, no ragrets, and all the while do everything within one's perpetual drunken capacity to not get locked up in a Mexican prison cell alongside a Wino that has a biblical case of swampass. Our shitshow couple of the day, clearly failed to keep things together; and unfaithful boyfriend definitely kicked the hornet's nest when he strayed out the boundaries of a faithfulness.
I'll be the first to say that these 'To Catch a Cheater' videos are easily some of the most cringe-inducing if not infuriating (on the part of the poor boyfriends) dating meets temptations experiments to surface on the internet.
The guys in these videos are essentially thrown into the whoreish, scantily-clothed chambers of borderline sexually-volatile situations, instigated by unusually attractive young women. Not always the case on that last part.
This perverted, bane of the earth, depraved simeon is completely off his damn rocker. His head's clearly been shoved up his ass for such an extended period of time that he's come to terms with a self-created, shit-coated reality.
Not only does he blow things with his madly attractive girlfriend, but he also has strange incestual tendencies, and a sociopathic disregard for how to maintain common human decency.
The fact that she'd even ask her boyfriend who is playing all the part of a hellishly controlling parental kind of figure, in the first place, was a sign of bad things to come. Also, valid disclaimer: blind rage-inducing shit grammar on the horizon.
Jordan McNelly was chugging along, living easy, ready to enjoy a nice day off when his mentally-incapacitated girlfriend sent off the unholy grail of 'wrong number' texts. I think our newly single bro back in the world of bachelorhood is getting off easy. Either way you deal this shitshow out, it hints at a serious mental mess of a girlfriend: she sent it off to him on purpose in attempt to initiate break-up in most brutal way possible; or she was so immensely clueless and careless she sent off a relationship-crushing text to the dude she was dating. At least the Twitter peanut gallery was around to step forward with much appreciated comedic relief.
