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Ivanka Trump's Getting Mercilessly Roasted For Claiming She Went Through Punk Phase

Ivanka Trump went and awakened the fiery wrath of (real) punks everywhere when she claimed in her mom's memoir, Raising Trump, that she went through a hardcore phase in the '90s. Can't make this sh*t up, guys:

During my punk phase in the nineties, I was really into Nirvana. My wardrobe consisted of ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts. One day after school, I dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn't a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice'n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond. The color she picked out was actually three shades lighter than my natural color… and I have never looked back! ---- Google Books

Yeah...so she's as hardcore as it gets dudes...she had blue in her hair AND she wept tears of profound sorrow over Kurt Cobain's death. Let's just say the punks of Twitter had something to say about all that:

Ivanka Trump's getting roasted by Twitter trolls after claiming she went through a punk phase.
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'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind

Despite the absurdity we stumble across daily on the internet we still find ourselves continually surprised with what people can come up with. Today, on the list is the rise of the 'Sexy Goldfish' Halloween costume. 

We've seen plenty of weird 'sexy' costumes over the years but this one drives the absurdity of the trend into brand new directions. The designer who incepted the idea probably was running dry on new costume ideas for the year. With their deadline fast approaching they started brainstorming what sort of costumes people liked.  

"Well the sexy cat costume is a Halloween classic," the desperate designer probably thought to themselves, "So people must really be into sexy pets."

With that brilliant idea the 'sexy goldifsh' was incepted and the white bread of pets was brought into the sexy costume fold.


Someday a future civilization will stumble upon the ruins of our society and wonder what in the hell we were doing but in the present Twitter is doing exactly that. 

'Sexy Goldfish' Costumes Are Trending This Halloween and Twitter Is Losing It's Mind
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This Guy's Getting Roasted Like Crazy For His Ridiculous Outfit Selfie

Little did this lad know that when he took to social media to share what he thought was a particularly tastefully-assembled outfit, he'd proceed to get roasted to utter oblivion. The trolls of Twitter stepped up to pile on the colorful insults with an extra layer of spice. 

This guy's getting trolled like crazy on the internet for his ridiculous Internet selfie.
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Hilariously Illustrative Amazon Review For Knuckle Blaster Will Stun You

The reviews section in Amazon has to be at least (if not more) than half the reason I find myself wandering the online aisles of the sprawling online marketplace: it is stocked to the brim with comedy gems. This review in particular takes on the feel of a frantic, wildly unpredictable, unexpectedly dramatic short story; and the obvious highlight's, "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Can't make this sh*t up, man. 

Hilarious 5-star Amazon review about the knuckle blaster will impress you with its attention to detail.
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How do you know you spend too much time on your phone? Probably if you're motionless for so long that you get pissed on by a feral dog. 

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Internet's Having A Field Day Guessing Hamburger Helper Glove's Anatomy

Some particularly curious individual out there went and set off a wild chain reaction of massively entertaining drawings/responses, when he questioned the anatomy of the iconic Hamburger Helper Glove. Last we were reading about them, was over that whole FIRE Soundcloud mixtape (see here). Sometimes the best answer is to not ask any questions at all. The drawings that followed the guy's question are impressively creative and outside the box, to say the very least. Big ups to Hamburger Helper for stepping up and capitalizing on the trending moment as well. Well done, indeed. 

People are arguing a lot on Twitter over the anatomy of the Hamburger Helper glove.
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33 Insane Moments From People Who Will Give You A Case of Cringe

These individuals should probably go home and rethink what they're doing with their lives.

Olga Katysheva tells her fans to come play with her when she's playing a single player game - cover image to a list of cringe
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