Blowing Your Load FAIL: San Diego Fireworks Edition

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San Diego's Fourth of July 15-minute firework spectacular ending up lasting under a minute. Don't worry San Diego, we've all had that happen before.

Poorly Dressed: That Noblest of American Creatures, The Dolphin

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Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

WIN!: Enjoying Your Fourth WIN

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Remember kids, have a fun and safe Fourth of July. Don't do anything crazy like this guy - unless it makes for a totally sweet picture.

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Dating Fails: Happy 4th of July from Our Founding Fathers!

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The Founding Fathers are much creepier than they were in the history books...

Poorly Dressed: True Catriotism

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What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.