High school prom is that special time of in a boy's life when all of his friends get prom dates and he doesn't because he waited until the last second to ask that cute girl from his English Lit class.

Sorry Hawkeye, this hug is reserved for super heroes who have their own movie.

Can't be in a relationship with you, too busy building things. SORRY.

Keep making your hilarious jokes, bro. Some lucky lady is bound to appreciate your sense of humor eventually.