Music FAILS: Picking Up Girls Using Only Blink-182 Lyrics

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

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Failbook: The Power of Twitter Catches an Adulterer in the Act

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You best watch who you hit on when you're a married man, because it could be a model with 13,000 Twitter followers. Brian Presley did not take this advice to heart, as the "actor" you've probably not seen on such shows as General Hospital and 7th Heaven has been married for all of the last ten years.

Of all the ways to FAIL at hitting on strangers, this is one of the worst.

Autocowrecks: Cutting the Red Wire

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.