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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

Tom Dodds tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

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This stingray goes beast-rapid-freaking-fire mode, on the whole birthing process. Who'd have thought an unsuspecting fisherman could make such a great, entirely spontaneous midwife?

Let's just count our blessings that the f-bomb dropping, Bostonian madman fisherman wasn't around. He's still trying to get over that whole Ocean Sunfish business..

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These 10 Comics Show That Florida Man is One Of The Weirdest Superheroes Out There



America's Dong, Florida surely provides a terrific territory for hijinks and fortunately for us, Mandatory has compiled these great comics drawn by Dave Rappoccio showcasing one of the weirdest superheroes out there, Florida Man. Rumor has it that newspaper headlines supply him with powers of unknown strength in his battle against sound logic.

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Boston bro goes insane over this fish right here.
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"It's Moby dck!"

Michael Bergin had himself an aquatic adventure the likes of which the rest of us can only dream of having.

Well, at least he acted like it. The very excitable Bostonian (actually his Facebook profile says he's from Malden, MA, which is just outside Boston) landed the fish of his dreams and goes f
ckin' insane during the whole f*ckin' adventure.

Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015


And you lucky bastard get to see the whole f*ckin' start of the f*ckin' thing right here, bro:

Today was a great way to end summer thank u

Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015


This glorious man guesses that it's everything from a baby whale to a tuna.

We're almost positive it's an ocean sunfish, which do indeed swim in the Atlantic. A few of the Facebook commenters agreed with us.