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Have you ever listened to a person talk for less than a minute and known you weren't going to get along with that person? What did they say?

"His first words to me are 'weak handshake bro'": 35+ People who absolutely hated someone from the moment they opened their mouth

First impressions really do matter! These people told r/askreddit about the people who they knew they wouldn't get along with from the first minute of conversation, and it was quite eye opening. People tend to tell you who they are — you just have to listen. A few teachers took to the comments to express their frustration with parents who love to tell these teachers how much their kids hate reading. In some cases, they bragged that their kid is illiterate ! The teachers certainly didn't like th…
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'It's a huge red flag and you know it': First date gives man the creeps after she spills her invasive 'research'

'It's a huge red flag and you know it': First date gives man the creeps after she spills her invasive 'research'

One guy took to the r/ask subreddit with a burning question after a first date took a strange turn. Is this how dating works in the modern age? As he explained, he went on a first date with a woman, and it seemed to be going well. But after the date — and spending the night at her place — he realized that she had spilled a little too much information about him. She had researched him beforehand, and just rattled off all this personal information. At the time, the OP thought it was really weird,…
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20 First Date Fails for Folks Who Can't Catch a Break

20 First Date Fails for Folks Who Can't Catch a Break

If you need to feel better about your first date performance record, we've got some good stories for you!
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Watching a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee date at the table next to me. Dude is every precious self-involved writer.

Greatest Hits: Writer tweets about extra cringey coffee shop date she's overhearing in real time

One writer got to tell an incredible story to the world in real time as she witnessed a first date slowly turn sour.
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'That's a whole new level of cheapskate': Dude demands repayment after first date rejects him

'That's a whole new level of cheapskate': Dude demands repayment after first date rejects him

People are completely divided over date etiquette on this post shared to Imgur! In a text exchange, two people are discussing their date, and one soundly rejects the other. In a nice way! But the other person doesn't take it so well, and demands to be repaid. The only thing? They went on a coffee date ! So this dude really cared so much about less than $5…it's pretty weird . Some commenters believe that this person was in the right. If a first date doesn't go well, why should he have to pay up?…
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Woman Instructed to Dress as Trashy as Possible for First Date; Takes This Instruction Very Seriously

Woman Instructed to Dress as Trashy as Possible for First Date; Takes the Challenge Very Seriously

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Man's Tinder Match Orders 100 McChickens On First Date; She Says They Should 'Split Them'

Man's Tinder Match Orders 100 McChickens On First Date; She Says They Should 'Split Them'

About 96 too many
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A collection of tweets about people's worst first dates. | Anthony @AnthonyMustache 00 Replying jimmyfallon Took her Buffalo Wild Wings didn't realize she vegetarian #WorstFirstDate

People's Worst First Date Stories

Some dates just fall apart.
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Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?

Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

Sometimes it's not meant to be.
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Funny and inappropriate things to say on a date.

Things to Not Say on A Date

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19 First Dates That Didn't Go So Well

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22 People Share The Most Encouraging Green Flags They've Seen On A First Date

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People share their worst first date stories on Twitter that will make you cringe your face off.

19 Terrible First Date Stories That Make Forever Alone Look Like Paradise

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What Not to Do On Your First Date

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