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We Can't Even Right Now With Nordstrom's New Line of Fake Mud-Coated Jeans

The fashionista entrepreneurs really outdid themselves with this line of clothing. Did some disheveled penny-pinching, derelicte bum stumble into the conference room halfway through an utterly stunted, blank-faced brainstorming session or what? Then again, Nordstrom is not one to disappoint us back here at Fail Blog when it comes to, well, Fail-worthy clothing. Remember those 'mom jeans' or that expensive stone? Yep. Ever entertaining. 

Nordstrom releases very expensive, ridiculous fake mud-coated jeans clothing line.
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We're Not Sure How to Feel About Nintendo's Equally Adorable and Bizarre Kirby Lingerie Line

You could say, these undies don't 'suck'. Kirby's definitely rocking a new, slightly more NSFW look than what we're used to. 

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Nordstrom's Will Make Shoppers Weak in the Knees With These Stupid New Jeans

Everyone wears shorts for the same reason, and it's not to stay cool in the summer months. We all just want to show off the most erotic and sexy part of the human anatomy: The knees. 

We all want to show off those knees, which is why rollerblading with kneepads is such a pain the ass. How are we supposed to find a suitable mate if they can't see our knees. 

Thankfully, Nordstrom's stores has heard our cries for more knees. They're selling a new pair of stupid jeans that have plastic windows that show off the joint between your shins and thighs. 

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People are steaming up for these things. Check it out:

Nordstroms Will Make Shoppers Weak in the Knees With These Stupid New Jeans
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Internet Reacts to Fake Camel Toe Underwear Fashion Trend in Asia

I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at. 

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Wearing Post-In Notes Is The Dumbest Thing In Fashion Right Now And That's Saying Something

While we're all kind of tired of seeing those dumb pants that look like you shit your pants and floodpants, this really takes the cake in terms of dumb fashion. 

According to Mashable, Post-It notes have taken over London Fashion Week because we're not even trying anymore. 

Take a look and enjoy some of the dumbest clothes I've ever seen, and I'm wearing a baby's onesie right now. 

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