Failbook: Facebook Etiquette

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Failbook: Facebook Etiquette
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Not proselytizing your beliefs to people who don't want to hear about them: It cuts both ways!

Music FAILS: Dubstep Dancing, Pentecostal Style

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If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

Failbook: If Little Wafers of Bread Are the Body of Jesus, Then Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Body of God

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Failbook: If Little Wafers of Bread Are the Body of Jesus, Then Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Body of God
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Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.

School of Fail: Well. That's Frightening.

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School of Fail: Well. That's Frightening.
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I think we have a problem here. Discuss amongst yourselves...

UPDATE: These statistics come to us courtesy of Gallup; I never thought legitimacy would be these disappointing.

DOUBLE UPDATE: By popular demand, the link above tells us the sample this poll is taken from:

"Results for this USA Today/Gallup poll are based on telephone interviews conducted May 10-13, 2012, with a random sample of 1,012 adults, aged 18 and older, living in all 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. For results based on the total sample of national adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the maximum margin of sampling error is ±4 percentage points."