Engrish Funny: Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all

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Engrish Funny: Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all
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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

Engrish Funny: Canada Just Got a Bit Scarier, Eh?

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Engrish Funny: Canada Just Got a Bit Scarier, Eh?
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Just joking, 'Canada' and. 'Scary' shouldn't be in the same sentence together (see what I did there?).