As if the Shakeweight wasn't enough, Korean manufacturers have created perhaps the most suggestive workout device we've seen yet. Warning: Contains gratuitous amounts of pelvic thrusting.

Now that's a whole different kind of pouch!

Yeah, no. As much fun as letting your kid sleep with the sharks, I'll pass.

But they're BOTH better than the American Indianavian café on the other side of town. Gross!

What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.