From the submitter:
"The only place for the dryer to vent in the new house is out of a small window inside the downstairs water closet. It took a couple of reused bed slats to get it to stay on the toilet. Safety first!"
No seriously, you should probably seek medical attention.
"How did you get in there?"
"I am not a clever man."
"Yo Steve, those Jenga skills really came in handy, man!"
"Yeah, let's just hope my auto insurance skills are still sharp..."