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These Harrowing Tales From Jack In the Box Night Manager Didn't Fail to Kill Desire For the Drunken Return Visit

These are gruesome, dude. Truly wishing I could unsee half these outright disgusting revelations; but then again, what do you really expect in terms of the whole ignorance is bliss philosophy when it comes to fast food

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@yourmomsatonmyface is honestly the most savage account I've ever seen! Follow before the ig cops shut down the party

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This Instagram account is full of enough booze-inspired stupidity to make me kind of never want to drink again, or just drink to forget these stomach-turning spectacles of awe-inspiring mindlessness.

Via: caternews
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Whitney Houston's 'Greatest Love of All,' did a number on this poor chick. Surprisingly enough, reports confirm she still managed to make it out after bleeding down her leg.

Via: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Guys, we are in real dire straights these days. The toddlers have taken over the nursery school, and there isn't a grownup in sight. Obama is gone. Ok? Get that through your thick skulls. 

As if to pour salt on that wound, Jordan Peele of Key & Peele and the director of the new film Get Out, reminds us all of what we're missing and what Obama's probably doing. Drunk Obama is the president now. Get over it! 

Via: check it
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Look, three-day weekends can be deadly. But let's not lose our heads. If you're so drunk that you can trip and knock yourself out on a doorknob, maybe it's time to get some sleep. 

Let this video be a lesson to you.

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Guy Discovers Drunk Bro Passed Out On His Car, Proceeds to Snapchat Troll Him to Oblivion

With enough of that sweet booze in the system a man can make do with just about anything as his bed -- the nearest, least-clogged street gutter, the hood of a car, a barstool, the lap of the stranger barstool prophet located nearest, etc. Shame and self-awareness up and vanished sometime around the halfway mark when you decided to become best friends with a Mr. Jack Daniels. What we have here are the implications of said friendship.

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Violently Hungover Guy Texts Boss Terrible Sick Day Excuse, Gets Owned In The Process

Thoughts and prayers go out to our fallen boozehound of a brother in arms; clearly Saturday night got away from the guy, and he'd watered down so many brain cells with alcohol, the only outcome was his self-made failure. In this case, the fact that he literally tees himself up for a solid boss scolding. Yes, a fail in every sense of the word. Oh, also I definitely recommend checking out this dude's ongoing string of ridiculous tweets. He's got a Scottish Twitter accent thicker than a steaming bowl of overcooked porridge. 

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