When the Man's got you down, sing a little Queen to lift your spirits. Have you adopted Freddy Mercury as YOUR spirit animal yet?

Turns out this guy was an unemployed homebrewer who was picked up for a DUI. Check for more info here!

Hey Emoji, Y U NO MAKE THE BEER GREEN?

As you gear up to go out this Friday, think to yourself: What kind of drunk am I? And also: Can this kind of drunk be expressed in a logical chart?

DISCLAIMER - Our drunk friend here uses a lot of language his mother wouldn't approve of, you're gonna want to use headphones.

Courtesy of School of Fail!