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15 Crazed Individuals Share Their Funniest, Most Ridiculous Blackout Stories In Time for Friday Funday

Not sure if these stories that accurately depict the wheels comin' off amidst the throes of a booze-charged bender headed for blackout station make me want to up and hoist a glass of something dangerously strong...or just, like never drink again. Maybe we can learn a little something from these clearly dysfunctional degenerates, or perhaps and most unfortunately, gather subconscious inspiration the next time we find ourselves going off the rails. 

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Via: Visitmex
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The age old sentiment when it rains, it pours just got a massive booze-infused upgrade, cause now it's apparently raining tequila. Yep, what a time to be alive, dudes. Better yet this odd nature-defying situation was not concocted by the mind behind that crazy little flick called 'Cloud With a Chance of Meatballs.'

Nope, in an effort to capitalize on Germans' general well-documented distaste for their consistent rainy weather and love of tequila, the Mexico-based ad agency Lapiz went ahead and started up with vibrating tequila at such high frequencies that it turns to mist, using ultrasonic humidifiers, and then as the mist condensates and reforms as a liquid, it proceeds to fall from the cloud as separate raindrops of sweet-distilled tequila. Ahem, anyone else out there thirsty? 

Via: Fox News
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“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence. 

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Well, color me impressed. This has to be what they mean when they say get you a girl who can do both. 

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34 Hilarious and Crazy Drunk Confessions In Honor Of the People About to Get Drowned In Booze By Thirsty Thursday

Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity. 

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