Many of us have been there: our better senses left behind somewhere when we became best friends with the bottle of distilled madness, and the next best idea was something we'd wake up the next morning overcome by instant regrets with. These 20 irrational boozehounds let their respective evenings get away from them, and now we get to enjoy the fine collection of their big, ruinous, smiling messes. 

It's true, tequila makes people crazy. 

Not sure if these are inspiring displays of shimmering insanity, or the kinds of trainrekt people that make me never want to drink again. At least the glory (horror?) stories make for a wildly entertaining ride, oftentimes chock-full of booze-induced, blissful chaos.