Dating Fails: No Bad Blood Here. Nope. None.

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I hear she's not even in the 1 percent either! Gross!

Failbook: You Didn't Like it You Monster!

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In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the "individual mandate" portion of the health care bill with a mandatory "Facebook post" clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of 'likes' to be determined on a case-by-case basis.

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