These are so specific and outlandish, it was like life was running out of ideas for people to throw at her.
delivery
Via Ryun Forsman
1) Take extreme care when unloading unevenly distributed weight, especially on broken or irregular pallets.
2) Always be aware of your surroundings when unloading a truck with a pallet jack. Specifically where the tail gate ends. Also the presence of cameras.
3) Misuse of work equipment could result in making it to the front page of Fail Blog.
The new service will work alongside Amazon's Cloud Cam and a 'smart lock' to allow for vetted Amazon delivery drivers entry into Prime customers' homes that aren't around. Naturally, the 'revolutionary' service was met with a tidal wave of apprehension from people that aren't totally down with "thoroughly vetted" strangers being inside their damn homes while they're away...
Driving for any kind of delivery service has its inherent risk of exposure to the the strange underbelly of humanity. These delivery drivers share the absurd and creepy things that happened to them in the line of duty.
Ordering pizza is a sacred art. You have to choose carefully your toppings, sides, and driver.
A local hero named Ford ordered (Forderd?) from Domino's the other day, but made a special request for his pizza. Ford demanded that his pizza be delivered by the "baddest bitch." And that's when things went from cheese to extra cheese. This is so cool.
