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Man Lives To Regret Cracking Dad Jokes At Airport

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A collection of very funny dad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Utterly Delightful Dad Jokes

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A Sackful of Puns to Spill All Over

Puns aren't always funny, but they're certainly never going away.

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Dumb and Clever Puns to Feel Stupid About

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A Hole of Puns to Fall Down Into

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A Field of Puns to Wander Around In

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Man responds to ladies' wants with ultimate dad joke | Glenn Embrey 9 May at 02:49 Somebody said ladies will find lot more attractive if post pictures with filters have some doubts but do know, right? So here goes. Man my phones probably gonna really blow up. 37K 10K comments 113K shares

Man's Facebook Post Is Ultimate Dad Joke

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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

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A collection of hilarious dad jokes | r/dadjokes JOIN u/Ethanssss 19d man is staying hotel. Wholesome He walks up front desk and says Sorry forgot room l'm can help receptionist replies No problem, sir. This is lobby."

Punny Dad Jokes That Outdaded Themselves

Dad jokes just get it.

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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

It's pun time.

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Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

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Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns

They're beautiful and horrible.

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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

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