If you grew up in a household where your father figure was a manly man's man, you're probably aware that there is a lot of responsibility and honor tied to the duties of the flashlight holder. Even as an 8 year old , it's crystal clear that when you're holding the flashlight for your dad's tinkerings, your job is to be perfectly still, point it the right way, and say "mmmhmm" every few seconds like you actually know what a monkey wrench does. That's just one of those classic Dadisms that define…

Our eyes hurt a little from all the cringe.

This Thanksgiving, one thing is certain: there will be Dad Jokes

Daddy issues

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…

Ah, dad jokes. You gotta live with 'em and you could probably live without 'em

It's the dadliest catch.

Dad jokes just never get old.

Your eyes will roll and your mom will lol.

They're extra dadly.

They're a way of life.

We're always ready for more dad jokes.

They're not wrong.

Pile in everybody.

Always handy to have these in the back pocket.

Be consumed by wordplay.