customer service

"Why is your face so red. Because you feel stupid? F*ck you!" GET. REKT. 

Being in the service industry is like being a fly on the wall, in that when people aren't screaming at you they're busy pretending you don't exist. 

This can leave lots of opportunity for you to hear things you'd rather not hear. 

Lock these crazy customers up and throw away the key! Pure madness running amok throughout these grim stories, man. 

We can't stop laughing. Groupon guy is insanely awesome. 

So, these are straight up haunting. Walmart would also seem to be a vaguely effective beacon to the terribly strange individuals of the world. 

Oh the joys of working in the customer service industry.