These high-maintenance or otherwise impossible customers really shouldn't be allowed out in public. No way in hell the employees themselves are getting paid enough to put up with these kind of rage-inducing, jaw-droppingly brainless situations. Maybe we should just get these poor misguided folk some instruction manuals on how the real world operates. 

Mathing when it's time to 'settle up' is hard, and especially if you're out drinking yourself stupid like many of these poor-tipping, brain-incapacitated boozehounds evidently were. I'm all for the humor, but by the grace of all that is good and reasonable in this crazy world, don't fail to leave a decent tip. Working on bended, tired knee, and used 'n abused non-slip shoe, through the hospitality industry is no easy business. I'm the first to complain about my old days of slugging it through double shifts as a busboy/dishwasher (team bitch) turned waiter, who consistently counted on tips to put a little extra meat on an otherwise skeletal budget. If you can't afford to tip well don't drink/eat out, but if you can, take inspiration from the people that provided decent gratuity with a solid side of humor on some of these receipts. 

There's nothing worse when you're working in the service industry than having to deal with someone like this. The kind of person that has disrespect and disregard for other people and their emotions as they go through the day carrying tirades of abuse and crusades against all who dare to stand in their way.

This brave soul reached his limit with his girlfriend after she was disrespectful and rude to the entire waitstaff when they went out for Valentine's Day dinner. This abominable human being got what she deserved. 

My biggest takeaway from this absurd in every sense of the word scenario, is what the hell is one to do with a Skype balance? For real though. How do you go about allocating that shit? Can you convert it--is there some strange sort of Skype currency we're dealing with here? Either way, this dude's probably best to opt for the cash-out route. Take the money and run, broheme.