Think of all the fun you and your drinking monkey will have together!
Who has two thumbs and is drinking bottom shelf champagne? This guy!
Who maybe has four thumb-like... uhh... paw... things and isn't drinkin' s**t? This pooch!
"Flamingo, Flamenco, potay-to, potah-to, amirite?"
This was immediately followed by a very special episode of "Monkey Intervention." I would know, I sponsor the monkey at the 1:14 mark.
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