Man Asks Victoria Police for a Better Mugshot When He Sees His Arrest Warrant on Facebook

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Let's see if he falls for the old "come on in and we'll take a better mugshot" ruse.

These Thugs Had No Idea They Were Attempting to Mug an Ex-Boxer

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From the Mirror:

This is the jaw-dropping moment two young men appeared to pick on the wrong OAP – an ex-boxer who hasn’t lost his fighting prowess.

The two men, who according to Spanish news site 24 Horas were drunk, had emerged from a shop with carrier bags at the same time as the elderly man.

CCTV footage shows one of the men approaching the OAP before he appears to exchange a heated confrontation with him.

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The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.

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A Store Clerk Gives a Hilarious Play-by-Play of Her Own Thwarted Robbery

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This man in Salt Lake City, Utah was arrested just minutes after this inept robbery, where he spent five whole minutes asking for cash and cigarettes. Five minutes, in case you weren't aware, is plenty of time to get the police to your location - especially if the sarcastic clerk in question is able to sneak around and get your license plate number.

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Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief

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This Jerk Got Caught Red-Handed Loading Other People's Deliveries Into His High-End SUV

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This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio

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That's David Menzies right there. Mezies had a plan so simple it was stupid: Test drive a new Jeep, smash and grab some goods from a bike store, then drive off with his new vehicle.

What he didn't think too much about was that the store he wanted to rob was right next to the Hammerfist Krav Maga school. That's where co-owner Jason Carrio comes in. 

Carrio attempted to call the police, but when it was clear that Menzies was about to make away with the bikes and goods, he ripped him out of his vehicle and subdued him until authorities arrived. A pretty ballsy move!

Almost as ballsy as trying to conduct a robbery next to a bunch of trained martial artists.