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Askreddit where people describe their jobs as if they were crimes | decembertember 9.7k points 2 days ago drive fast and disregard rules road on my way break into peoples homes and cause immense water damage. Afterwards tear down their ceilings and drywall, and leave without cleaning anything up. Antwan_Valentino 3.4k points 2 days ago will never look at firefighters same

People's Jobs Described as Crimes

Somebody stop that...oh.

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Funny and creative made up tumblr Titanic story | facts facts--just-made-up HAD TITANIC ARRIVED Titanic sank on April 14, 1912. Had not struck iceberg would have arrived New York on April 17th. But happening New York on April 17th, 1912 answer may change history as know .

Tumblr Thread on Titanic is as Fascinating as it is Made Up

It's incredible, like literally not credible.

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A collection of the most creative insults that people have ever heard | cheeseSamosas 22h gotta stop using head as just container teeth" Reply 1.8k

Most Creative Insults People Have Heard

Bonus points for creativity.

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People making statues jokingly hurt them | person throwing papers in the air near a statue of a baseball player swinging a bat | man pretending to get slapped in the face by a statue of a person on a monowheel

People Who Had Run-Ins With Aggressive Statues

It's alive!

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Angels and demons bond with each other over sandwiches in creative Tumblr story | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now an

Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

Sandwiches bring everyone together.

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funny cosplay done on a budget | person dressed in white throwing spaghetti on their face and falling into a corner resulting in the image of a haunted person in a horror movie | guy in soccer gear kicking a ball over a watermelon football anime

Low Cost Cosplay Living Fantasies for Cheap

It might as well be identical.

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Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

Oh man wow.

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A beautiful Tumblr story on the God of Arepo | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved .

Tumblr Story: A Selfless Farmer With A Noble Heart

Stunningly beautiful.

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A beautiful story on Tumblr about a pirate mermaid | OChwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Emotional Story About A Pirate Mermaid

A true treasure.

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A Twitter thread about employees that decide to have their editorial meetings on Red Dead Redemption | Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks started having editorial meetings Red Dead Redemption instead s nice sit at campfire and discuss projects, with wolves howling out night

Twitter Thread: Employees Have Meetings On Red Dead Redemption

Genius.

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Tumblr thread about being ant god resulting in ant war | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go ta

Tumblr Turns Ant Thread Into A Holy War

Next stop, Ant Crusades.

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Various foods that people would cook to torment Gordon Ramsay | Whatever he asks expertly prepared, without grain salt. Reply 23.1k meno123 14h 8 Awards This is exactly thought. Everything is absolutely perfect, but there's no salt. Ramsay would see protein is cooked perfectly and draped over most fabulous garnishes and isn't seasoned. Being who he is, he'd bring up Sorry trying keep our blood pressure down, so avoid using salt food Next comes soup fragrant aroma rises brisk medley seasonal ingr

Foods People Would Serve To Torment Gordon Ramsay

Gordon would lose it.

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Story about solving a school project with as low effort as possible | Posted by u/saltyhotwing 23 hours ago just has roll? Got Back seventh grade had an assignment where had make cars out limited materials only items were allowed use were: 6 inches wire Unlimited printer paper Unlimited glue

Wholesome School Project Solution Is Lazy Genius

It's not stupid if it works.

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A Tumblr thread imagines an alien invasion being fought off by nature | giraffepoliceforce really want science fiction story where aliens come invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only be fought off by wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren't counting on bears. splintercellconviction Imagine coming hostile alien world and being attacked by horde creatures can weigh up 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph and bite with force 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf By time realise th

Tumblr Thread: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

Honey badgers for the ultimate win.

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Tumblr thread about mating habits of gay klingons | demongoth thinking about klingon courting works by female roaring and throwing heavy objects and male reading love poetry demongoth gay klingons:

Tumblr Has Questions about Gay Klingons

Classic Tumblr.

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A collection of creative insults that did it differently | Ratatouille Replies Tim Kunken:1 week ago 0:37 Are just gonna forget this scene? Rats are unable gag or throw up, so this dude's soup is so bad broke rules nature | cool beans 4 days ago His friend looks like mannequin with head on backwards 431 VIEW 6 REPLIES THEE

Ingenious Insults Full Of Meanness

Rare insults just do it different.

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