It's big brain time

The conspiracy unfolding in this TikTok story is insane.

“Birds Aren't Real” is a parody conspiracy movement with the express goal of getting the word out that the government has replaced every bird with a robotic replica. Given the opportunity to talk about his cause in the high stakes world of Chicago morning news, Peter McIndoe did this.

We all have a few.

It all makes sense now.

What's out there, man?

Sounds legit dude.

You've gotta respect the investigative skills.

The key is in the nipples, apparently

There's an alternate, and sometimes stupid, explanation for everything.

He keeps getting in cars.

Hey, progress is possible.

From mattress stores to the whereabouts of someone's missing plant.