I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn't the "slide to unlock" function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone's underwear?
This is seriously so frustrating. It's making me uncomfortable. Just... put in in there. Come on. Do it. It has to happen eventually, right?
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