An oldie but a goodie: when parents in Queensland sued to make teachers responsible for their lazy/absent children's poor grades, the teachers returned fire with this answering machine message. The good stuff starts at 0:30.
At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Bear just tweeted a little prank his son played on him. Apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree:
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