Poorly Dressed: Bro, You're Looking Positively Statuesque

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Poorly Dressed: Bro, You're Looking Positively Statuesque
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Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.

Poorly Dressed: Classic: Gets Me Every Time

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Poorly Dressed: Classic: Gets Me Every Time
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I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

WIN!: Portable NES WIN

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WIN!: Portable NES WIN
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With the patent officially expired on the original NES technology, tons of third-party companies are swooping in to make new products with the classic system. Check the via link for more cool NERDGASM-worthy video game stuff and geektastic stuff from Toy Fair 2012!

See more at WIN!

School of Fail: We're Their Teachers, Not Their Nannies

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An oldie but a goodie: when parents in Queensland sued to make teachers responsible for their lazy/absent children's poor grades, the teachers returned fire with this answering machine message. The good stuff starts at 0:30.

There I Fixed It: Power Peeling

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At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack