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Pastor Dwain Miller from El Dorado, Arkansas claims that Pokémon are using demonic powers to possess children everywhere; and that at one point he even saw some kid lose the ability to walk or speak, with black soot runnin' out his eyes, nose, and mouth.
Alriiighty, then.

Ever since the tragic events in Orlando, the internet has rallied to show their support for victims of the nightclub shooting and LGBT community of Orlando.

Unfortunately, there are still homophobic bigots out there trolling their best to justify the slaughter of 49 people.

So, on Monday, Darrius Anderson decided to shut up those bible thumping haters with an incredible rant on just how hypocritical peoples' interpretation of the bible can be.

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Looks like the Catholic Church is faster to punish a Priest for riding a hoverboard than touching alter boys.



On Christmas Eve, this Priest from the Philippines combined mass with 2015 hottest toy and the internet loved it. Unfortunately his diocese was not happy about it and have already taken swift action to condemn its use in the mass.

The Diocese of San Pablo wishes to address an issue involving one of its clergy. Last December 24, 2015, before the final blessing of the Christmas eve mass, as a way of greeting his parishioners, the priest sang a Christmas song, while going around the nave standing on a hoverboard.

That was wrong.

The Eucharist demands utmost respect and reverence. It is the Memorial of the Lord's Sacrifice. It is the source and summit of Christian life. It is the Church's highest form of worship. Consequently, it is not a personal celebration where one can capriciously introduce something to get the attention of the people.

The priest said that it was a wake up call for him; he acknowledged that his action was not right and promised that it will not happen again.

He will be out of the parish and will spend some time to reflect on this past event.

He would like to apologize for what happened.





Peace be with you 2k15 HoverPriest.

All hail the church of weed
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The rules are as follows: 

1. Don't be an a**hole. Treat everyone with love as an equal.

2. The day it starts with your smile every morning, when you get up, wear it first.

3. Help others when you can. Not for money, but because you can.

4. Treat your body as a temple. Do not poison it with poor quality foods and sodas.

5. Do not take advantage of people. Do not intentionally hurt anything.

6. Never start a fight...only finish them.

7. Grow food, raise animals get nature in your daily routine.

8. Do not be a "troll" on the internet, respect others  with out name calling and being vulgarly agressive. 

9. Spend 10 minutes a day just contemplating life in a quiet space.

10. When you see a bully... stop them by any means possible. Protect those who cannot protect themselves.

11. Laugh often, share humor. Have fun in life, be positive. 

12. Cannabis, "the healing plant" is our sacrament. It brings us closer to ourselves and others. It is our fountain of health, our love, curing us of illness and depression. We embrace it with our whole heart and spirit, individually and as a group. 

-Amen
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