God Wants Us to OPEN UP THIS PIT

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The "Interstellar" Soundtrack Gets Even Bigger and Better With This Church Organ Rendition

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Praise the Bong! It's the First Church of Cannabis

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All hail the church of weed
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The rules are as follows: 

1. Don't be an a**hole. Treat everyone with love as an equal.

2. The day it starts with your smile every morning, when you get up, wear it first.

3. Help others when you can. Not for money, but because you can.

4. Treat your body as a temple. Do not poison it with poor quality foods and sodas.

5. Do not take advantage of people. Do not intentionally hurt anything.

6. Never start a fight...only finish them.

7. Grow food, raise animals get nature in your daily routine.

8. Do not be a "troll" on the internet, respect others  with out name calling and being vulgarly agressive. 

9. Spend 10 minutes a day just contemplating life in a quiet space.

10. When you see a bully... stop them by any means possible. Protect those who cannot protect themselves.

11. Laugh often, share humor. Have fun in life, be positive. 

12. Cannabis, "the healing plant" is our sacrament. It brings us closer to ourselves and others. It is our fountain of health, our love, curing us of illness and depression. We embrace it with our whole heart and spirit, individually and as a group. 

-Amen

Please Take it Slowly, Jesus

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Russia Is a Hell of a Place

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Another Reason to Never Have Live Animals in Your Christmas Service

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We've Reached Peak 'Murica: The McMass Project is a Crowdfunding Campaign With the Goal of Putting McDonald's in Church

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This delicious campaign is the brainchild of Lux Dei Design, a New Jersey-based Christian design firm. The firm's tenuous logic is as follows: church attendance is in decline across the United States, and so churches need to find new ways to attract "clientele." Enter, Big Mac.

One of the many reasons why Martin Luther broke away from the Catholic Church way back in the 16th century to form Protestantism was because he disagreed with a common practice which he called the "sale of indulgences." People could sin as much as they wanted, then just simply pay a priest some money and all would be forgiven in the eyes of God.

I wonder what he would think of the literal sale of indulgent burgers these days...

Also, never has this pairing of billboards been more relevant: