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If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother. 

Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:

"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."

"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up. 

But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."

Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews. 

I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look. 

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Most Ridiculous Ways People Have Discovered They're Being Cheated On Exceed Wildest Expectations

These poor souls that all fell victim to brutal acts of infidelity on the part of their supposedly faithful partners took a crack at the healing process through sharing their stories on a particularly gruesome AskReddit thread. Sometimes feeling better about the shit-coated reality of your situation is as easy as being reminded that yes, it's an unimaginably big 'ol world out there, and you can pretty much rest assured that someone has it far worse than you. Here's to hoping anyone else out there who has freshly fallen out of love hasn't encountered these kinds of gritty fallouts. 

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Via: To Catch a Cheater
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This perverted, bane of the earth, depraved simeon is completely off his damn rocker. His head's clearly been shoved up his ass for such an extended period of time that he's come to terms with a self-created, shit-coated reality.

Not only does he blow things with his madly attractive girlfriend, but he also has strange incestual tendencies, and a sociopathic disregard for how to maintain common human decency. 

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Unfaithful Girlfriend Has Epic Fail, Accidentally Sends Soul-Crushing Text to Boyfriend About Plans to Cheat on Him

Jordan McNelly was chugging along, living easy, ready to enjoy a nice day off when his mentally-incapacitated girlfriend sent off the unholy grail of 'wrong number' texts. I think our newly single bro back in the world of bachelorhood is getting off easy. Either way you deal this shitshow out, it hints at a serious mental mess of a girlfriend: she sent it off to him on purpose in attempt to initiate break-up in most brutal way possible; or she was so immensely clueless and careless she sent off a relationship-crushing text to the dude she was dating. At least the Twitter peanut gallery was around to step forward with much appreciated comedic relief. 

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This woman is one in a million, fellas. Did she potentially take things a little too far, and put on a WWE-worthy kind of spectacle for the other, unsuspecting cafe patrons? Suuure, but damn if she provided enough material for a 2 Fast and far Too furious fight sequence; and didn't fail to give some of us very strange erections.

Via: To Catch a Cheater
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These painful, cringe-inducing, vaguely sadistic experiences have yet to fail in the way of keeping things absolutely ridiculous. Our morally-grounded man of the hour stayed strong in the face of relentless, thirsty desperation. Seriously, this whole situation was too aggressive. Poor guy had to all but run away there.