Autocowrecks: I Request That You Evacuate the Premises Immidiately

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I Never Take Dicks from Strangers

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Buffet Night Is Serious Business

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Wrong Number Fillet

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Struck Out

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That Thar Number Is Doggone Wrong

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My Attention Span Is Less Than Divine

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Officer Friendly

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Another Day, Another Follower

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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Slow Learner and a Repeat Offender

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Both Belong in the Kitchen, Making Me a Bacon Sandwich

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Always Assume That Strangers Are Child Molesters

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Mobile Lady Player

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Must Have Caught Some Crabs on His Disco Stick

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You're One Asshole I Don't Trust

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