From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
That... that would hurt, right?
It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.
There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.
This picture not quite doing it for you? Perhaps you need ten minutes of Afro Circus instead?