If SHE doesn't get booked to a psycho ward soon, then I'll be the one who's committed instead after listening to that song one more time. It's either her or me.

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's boyfriend? She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Look out you guys, it's THAT song again. But this one with the Miami Dolphin's cheerleaders seems more ... interesting, somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Twenty minutes of your life is now gone thanks to the out of control rise of emoticons as well as Carly Rae Jepsen. How does that feel?

The same genius - GENIUS - mashup artist who made the POTUS sing LMFAO is back, this time to help him sing THE SONG THAT WON'T DIE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S BEEN FUN, INTERNET, BUT YOU CAN MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT POP JINGLE NOW.

It's like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn't a cannibal. We're not saying she's a cannibal, we're just saying that there's no proof she's not a cannibal.