College Humor exposes the hazards of falling in love at first sight.

Schrodinger makes no guarantees.

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

For DJs, Call Me Maybe is to 2012 as the Macarena is to the entire '90s.