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'I demanded an apology': Local barista gets back at an insolent customer by serving him and his coworkers decaf until he makes a public apology; it took 3 days

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. For folks who work late night shifts, it's more important to remember the mantra, 'don't bite the hand that caffeinates you!' When you have a good rapport with your local barista, good things can happen. When you make an enemy out of your coffee server… You're gonna have a bad time.
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'Two cups... made me transcend the space-time continuum': Guy shares his TIFU learning moment, says it was a 'terrible discovery'

'Two cups... made me transcend the space-time continuum': Guy shares his TIFU learning moment, says it was a 'terrible discovery'

Breakfast time is not the best time for kitchen experiments, as one unfortunate dude learned the hard way. As he shared in a r/TIFU (today I f***** up) post that gained thousands of comments, he shared his brewing experience with us, so that we may absorb his wisdom. Basically, the OP did a lot of research on coffee, and kind of fell down a rabbit hole, leading to them purchasing an expensive new toy to make coffee with. But the OP clearly didn't do quite enough research, as they explain in the…
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Tumblr Thread: Sullen Caffeine Gremlin Inspires Tale Of Cosmic Horror

It's inhuman!
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Totally Legal Things People are Addicted To

Guilty as charged.
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Man drinks a whole cup of Cuban espresso and ends up in the fifth dimension. | 8 mins So, here's story about my day got absolutely destroyed just as just began. Another guy another company here at Port and get along quite well got here early port get head start on some days work, and he tells Hey got some coffee shack over there if want some".

Man Downs Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Teleports To 5th Dimension

Let it be a lesson to the rest of us.
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funny twitter thread star wars coffee preferences | Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT

Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters' Coffee Preferences

It could use a squirt of blue milk.
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Guy accidentally drinks a whole cup of Cuban espresso, and ends up tripping out.

Guy Drinks Whole Cup Of Cuban Espresso, Ends Up In 5th Dimension

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Life Hack Your Way To Caffeinated Happiness With These Secrets From Starbucks Employees

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People on Twitter are hilariously confused by this coffee riddle.

Twitter's Hilariously Baffled By Frustrating Coffee Riddle

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What is This Stuff? Here's a Hint: Monday Mornings Would Be Nearly Impossible Without It!

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It's none other than your favorite pick-me-up: caffeine! Raw caffeine powder mush freshly extracted from coffee beans. In it's pure form, caffeine is a bitter white powder that looks a lot like sugar. government
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Vicious Cycle or Delicious Cycle?

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The Coffee Process

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I'll Take Two for My Cubicle, Please

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