Monday Thru Friday: It's official. Drive-Thru culture is now on that part of the map that says "Here there be monsters!"

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Monday Thru Friday: It's official. Drive-Thru culture is now on that part of the map that says "Here there be monsters!"
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I know what you're thinking. Maybe it's not what it looks like. Maybe, just maybe this is not what the modern funeral has devolved into. And to that I respond with this:

Autocowrecks: What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other

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Autocowrecks: What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other
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Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.

Ugliest Tattoos: Always Low

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Ugliest Tattoos: Always Low
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I haven't shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn't deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don't recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?