YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.

Hey guys! Do you remember those horribly contrived and unfunny jokes told via chain mail that began with "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: RE: Fwd: FWD: Re:" in the subject line? I'll bet you thought they died off in the late '90s. NOPE.

I guess having kids by 24 is great for the part of your brain that makes snarky comebacks.