I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

I mean, when you really think about it, aren't all of our clothes invisible, in a way? No? I didn't think so either.

Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

Wardrobe malfunction? Brain malfunction.

Don't mind if I reach in and grab a pair.

So awesome, I'm powerless to do anything but deal with it.