Close Enough of the Day: Smog in Beijing Makes Seeing a Sunrise Only Possible on a Big Screen

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Close Enough of the Day: Smog in Beijing Makes Seeing a Sunrise Only Possible on a Big Screen
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According to Time World, China's capital city has reached a level of pollution where the only way to spot the sunrise is on a super-sized flatscreen. For those who would like to have an early-morning moment of inspiration, citizens of Beijing can gaze upon the city's LED screens to view the astronomical start to a new day.

Engrish Funny: ERMAHGERD SNERKS!!!

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Engrish Funny: ERMAHGERD SNERKS!!!
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"Taken near the hotel I stayed at when I was in Beijing. Nice old guy, sold cool stuff, never could figure out what lcecrdam was."

Dude, it's obviously linguini with clam sauce. Lern2mini-mart.

Engrish Funny: Feeling Greedy?

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Engrish Funny: Feeling Greedy?
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Be sure to visit our partner froyo store down the street: Prince Entitled!

Engrish Funny: Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!

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Engrish Funny: Hand Shredded Ass Meat? I'll Pass, Thanks!
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After the 2008 Olympics, the Beijing Municipal Government felt introduced a new push for proper translation of its culinary options available to English speaking foreigners. Building upon its prior "Beijing Speaks English" initiative, the Municipal Government translated the names of over 2000 Chinese dishes. Needless to say, we're quite thankful; "hand-shredded ass meat" doesn't sound nearly as appetizing as red bean rice rolls!