"Don't worry about locking your door, Honey. It's just a stupid bear right outside the car that's used to being around humans and getting fed by them. What's there to worry about?"
In a headline that's possibly too Canadian for words to properly convey, "Markham black bear revealed to be 150-pound dog." Check out the full video right here:
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