The train was en route to Chicago from San Diego when it ran into a truck trying to cross the tracks. Luckily there were no serious injuries reported, but the real casualty was all this bacon. RIP bacon, we knew you well.
I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the key to the recipe is to wrap the Oreos in the bacon... then fry them together. I know. It's nuts. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner dying while thinking about thse.