"DINGO-SNAKE HYBRIDS!" "Ahh. Ol' usual, ey?"

See, even us Finns think Australia is üuppsiid down!

Australian spoon player Deb 'Spoons' Perry liked the single "Lonely Boy" so much, she decided to perform it, giving the original Lonely Boy dancer a run for his money. And if that isn't enough for you, WALLABIES.

An oldie but a goodie: when parents in Queensland sued to make teachers responsible for their lazy/absent children's poor grades, the teachers returned fire with this answering machine message. The good stuff starts at 0:30.