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Things people overheard while pretending to sleep | whiteblaze-22 36.8k points 2 days ago edited 2 days ago ?26 Something like “She's too old this not going carry her up bed anymore and last time magically transported living room couch my bedroom.

Wild Things People Overheard While Pretending to Be Asleep

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