Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.
Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.
Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.
Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA