What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.
'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.
The recently-released Mitt Romney 2012 iOS app came with this nice little, how do you say, poetic license with the English language. Obviously, the app has now been frantically patched and fixed, but for a brief moment I believe we all stood as one in the Unit Stetes of Amercia.