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I can almost hear the booze-charged, blind drunk yells of the nearest frat house down the road, as the metallic clang of fresh-emptied kegs wipe clean the peace of an otherwise typical Thursday morning/afternoon/evening. The frat though, you know the one that always managed to clear out the nearest convenience store of all the light and cheap beers, cause drinking to excess 24/7 ain't an easy thing to budget? Yeah, well these fine displays of alcohol-induced (and/or whatever else was in their system at the time of full-on mindlessness) fail will either inspire you to turn it up to 11 this Thirsty Thursday, or just, never drink again.

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With enough of that sweet booze in the system a man can make do with just about anything as his bed -- the nearest, least-clogged street gutter, the hood of a car, a barstool, the lap of the stranger barstool prophet located nearest, etc. Shame and self-awareness up and vanished sometime around the halfway mark when you decided to become best friends with a Mr. Jack Daniels. What we have here are the implications of said friendship.

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