This is the Best Ice Cream Vendor You'll Ever See

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Maxin' Relaxin'

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A Fourteen-Pound Torturer

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Turkey, No one Wants the Damn Things

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One Drunk Turkey Makes for a Delicious Thanksgiving

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When it comes to pairing beer with poultry, Joe Morette isn't too fussy. His turkeys will drink just about anything.

Morette, who is raising about 50 Thanksgiving turkeys this year, has been giving his birds beer since 1993, when he and his workers popped open a few cans after work on a hot July day. A turkey knocked one over and started drinking, he said, and they've been sipping the suds ever since.

Morette, who prefers serving the turkeys lager, insists the beer makes birds fatter, more flavorful and juicier.

"Oh, yeah, it's noticeable," he said. "It's not a strong, gamey flavor, it's a nice turkey flavor."

Thanksgiving FAIL

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Monday Thru Friday: Hey Right Arm, I Could Use a Little Help! Sincerely, Lefty.

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