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They grow 'em big out in Missoula, Montana--literally. The smalltime organic local grocer, Orange Street Food Farm is displaying a bewitching, window-length installation of Toadstool, Luigi, and Mario that consists of 12-pack soda bottles. 

The store's weekend manager disclosed to the press that the whole operation's the ingenious brainchild of a Coca Cola Sales rep (a raise probably fast approaches on the horizon). Here's a closer look at the 12-foot high display:

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Via: Daily Kos
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David Moore, a Montana state senator, introduced a bill to broaden the state's indecent exposure law to include "any n^pple exposure, including men’s, and any garment that 'gives the appearance or simulates' a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female n^pple." Moore admitted that "tight-fitting beige clothing" could fall into this category, and added that "yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway." 
Really, Senator Moore? You can pry them off my cold, dead, butt, then get charged as an accessory to indecent exposure.
(h/t Daily Kos)

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Actually just kidding, that's the real live state of Montana talking. It really hates its job being all scenic and tourist-friendly.

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